saint andrews episcopal school

Saint Andrew's Episcopal School (SAES) is an Episcopalian elementary and middle school located in California with morals for strong academics and character. Children at Saint Andrew's grow up with a good sense of what to expect for in the future, and develop practical goals in which they succeed spiritually and academically. SAES provides a well-rounded curriculum from the arts, to meditation, to app inventing, to self-motivating and enduring physical education. As the kids grow to young adults, they start to lose innocence as they discover life's challenges and opportunities. Many of which at SAES are masked with morals of character start to question the values behind becoming a perfect, well rounded, child. From here out, some chose to unconsciously follow the suggested path of work/improvement without question, while others chose to question life, God, and the pursuit of happiness. Once in 8th grade, most kids at SAES have experienced enough work and lessons to know that they shall do what pleases them, whether it means being a person of character, or a person who realizes the innocence of the school children. Many kids grow up to be bright, wonderful, and succeed in many ways, while others may simply be unprepared for real-life problems such as being bullied, relationship break-ups, and becoming fired from a job.

Bartholomule: "Hey Birtha, Saint Andrews Episcopal School looks like a great place for my 8 year old son!"

Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."

Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."

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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."

SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"

*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*

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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"

Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"

by Andrew the Apostle March 16, 2014

Dan Andrews

A person who hold no value and is completely Un-Australian

Don't be a Dan Andrews

by Lozzarene September 10, 2021

San Andreas

A game in the GTA series. Originaly a city in the first GTA game (based on San Fransisco) but has now become an entire state (based on Cali and some Nevada) consisting of three cities; Los Santos (LA), San Fierro (frisco) and Las Venturas (Vegas)and a whole lotta backlands. And as always with GTA, a killing fest that no-one should miss..

Conservative politician: San Andreas makes kids kill people.

Sane human: No, violent games is actually letting out aggression, not making it, so stfu goddamn violent christian warmongers!!!!

by saxojon April 8, 2006

St Andrews

Famous Town in Fife, Scotland

St Andrews is The Home of Golf

by Ped The Ned July 6, 2006

andrewsky

(adj.)-Having a weight of twenty-six pounds, prone to hurting other people's feelings, having an inordinate amount of leg hair for race, and/or/inclusive of/not exclusive of being a nerdy skinny snot-nose Asian taking AP Calculus BC in junior year.

Man, that andrew is so andrewsky!

by John Roflman October 10, 2011

Erin Andrews

A sexy sideline reporter for ESPN.

I saw Erin Andrews at the game and whacked off.

by John Mr. Mil-Town December 29, 2008

andreysi

Nice kind and loyal person who is always there for you they might sometimes get mad but they keep it to theirselves just to not hurt anyone

Andreysi's are fun , loving person, natural beauty, and unique !
They are very social and they always like to be with friends

Andreysi

by SomEeeeeeeee February 23, 2017