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90s Japanese, WHAM!-esque pop band. Headed by Hiroyuki Takami, and grooves provided by Daisuke Asakura.
by Melancholic June 8, 2005
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ancest

As Chopper Reid once said (from the Australian TV series "Ronnie Johns Half Hour"):

"Hello. How the f are ya? Now, one thing I notice all across Australia, is that people are having a whinge, having a suck, or having a f-en cry about it. If the ancests were around today, I reckon they'd be spewing. Australia needs to harden the f up." lol
by John Smithwick February 24, 2019
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ur ancestor a sex offender

This is the pinnacle of insult evolution.
It cuts to the roots of your family tree and implies that every single descendant is gay.
Enemy: "Your family tree LGBT."
You, an intellectual: "No u."
Enemy: "Your ancestor a sex offender."
You, dead: *Self-implodes and continues to disgrace your whole family
by PizzaBang May 15, 2018
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Your ancestors child molesters

The worst possible insult known to man. This phrase is worse than “your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt, etc.”
Josh: your mom gay your dad lesbian and your family tree have lgbt, beat that bitch.

Cody: Please josh don’t make me do it

Josh: no balls do it bitch

Cody: your ancestors child molesters!

*josh is instantaneous teleported to where time and space do Not exist, explodes on arrival causing the Big Bang. After millions of years society Develops and reaches its peak. Then a giant asteroid comes hurling towards the earth destroying all life on it.
by N O O S E May 28, 2018
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Social Accessibility Paradox

A social paradox wherein the population becomes deceived into thinking that by pressing a “like” or a “share” they are physically contributing to change when in fact nothing is changing with the exception of a further increase of awareness of that topic.

Also known as:
“Ease of accessibility paradox” - fueled by apathy, laziness & the ability to press like or share & feel as if they’ve contributed to any change.
It was due to a social accessibility paradox that important issues were never resolved as the actions of so many resolved in the inaction of all.
by Boomerboy79 July 11, 2021
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joined one's ancestors

"To join one's ancestors" is a euphemism for "to die." When you refer to someone who died, you may say euphemistically "he joined his ancestors." or "he passed away."
He joined his ancestors. joined one's ancestors
by Bella Min February 11, 2020
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Attractiveness/[Accessibility] Scale

Hotness: 1-10
Accessibility: 1-10

Take a calculator, add both scores, and divide by two. That is the offical scale for hotties
"Using the Attractiveness/Accessibility scale, Halle Berry is a 10 hotness but 0 access, and the old toothless senile grandma at the rest home is a 0 hotness but if you say you're grandpa she's a 10 accessibility. So Grandma and Halle Berry are the same!"
by Bakkaratorz September 2, 2006
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