good abuse

Abuse that doesn't exist

Mmmmmm, good abuse

by Kg____bitch August 17, 2017

prosecutorial abuse

Illegal tactics used by unscrupulous attorneys in order to insure a conviction regardless of the guilt or innocence issue.

When the Bellingham} County Attorney learned the defendant was innocent he/she engaged in prosecutorial abuse by mental intimidation.

by @thedocwho2 February 16, 2019

Self Abusement

When you hurt yourself like your dad did before he left you

Self Abusement

by GeneralAJ August 24, 2021

Car Abuser

Someone who use his car to drive everywhere instead of walking or taking public transportation.

Non car abuser: Hey, wanna come with us to the park?
Car abuser: yeah, I'll meet you there with my Toyota Corolla
Non car abuser: its a 3 min walk... don't be a *Car Abuser*

by Car abuser February 14, 2022

Aiden abuser

A person who abuses or hurts a aiden mentally or physically. A aiden abuser

“Isabel is a aiden abuser”

by Abortionfairy July 21, 2022

thesaurus abuser

One who attempts to sound intelligent by using a computer thesaurus for more intelligent sounding words.
Ends up sounding ridiculous either by using words completely out of context or by misspelling them.

Rudy stopped being a thesaurus abuser when his computer died.

by srta. P May 24, 2005

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing

A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.

"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."

by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013