Alton Wet Foot

To carry out the process of urination, under a cubicle door, whilst an inocent bistander is trying to excretiate( take a shit)

*Person 1- Hey take this you shitter!!
*'splashing sound'
*Person 2- Hey dud your pissing on my hush puppies!!
*Person 1- Yeh man i know.... its called the Alton Wet Foot
*Person 2- When I've finished shitting i am going to Shove my dick in your rear !!!

by Nichadamcon December 15, 2008

Aston

Astons have a massive cock that can please anyone. he eats lots of dick and can take it in the bum. he especially likes getting brain.

Omg is that Aston
yes he took it in the bum last night

by kaston for life October 28, 2020

Alstan

The hottest guy in the friend group. He always has giros head over heels fir him and the bestbif friends.

Omg i wish i was Alstan

by Usufjfnridivndne October 11, 2020

Alton

A person with Diarreea of the mouth who makes everyone miserable just for the sheer sadistic pleasure of it.

Alton stole all of his mother's money and threw in the garbage. He laughed when she started yelling because he knew that there was nothing she could do to stop him.

by Shinsui Nagaski May 16, 2008

Alton Brown

The patron saint of the geek kitchen.

After watching Good Eats for a couple of weeks, I too am now an Alton Brown whore... and I'm proud of it.

by Brian X June 22, 2003

astonisher

Essentially the reverse of the venerated "Shocker", the "Astonisher" is achieved simply by putting one in the pink and two in the stink. While lesser known, the Astonisher has actually been scientifically proven to be more effective than the Shocker.

When doing double penetration, the Astonisher is the preferred method.

by A. Boyd January 13, 2007

Aston

Aston - Used in replacement for 'CUNT'

That guy's a complete Aston
Translates to ' That guy's a complete Cunt'

by silveroxide October 13, 2016