Albert Hammond jr.

Guitarist for The Strokes, also has the best fashion sense and afro of any man alive. During guitar solos he practically has an orgasm. It makes for a nice show.

I want to do Albert Hammond Jr.

by eltonjohn May 30, 2006

albeit

It means the same thing as however or although

A sad ending, albeit a happy one.

by Bizzill Hizzause April 28, 2007

The Prince Albert Effect

when you want to do something a little bit more every day until eventually it all becomes too much; you are overcome by your once-minuscule desires and go out and do something you would've thought was crazy months ago

The Prince Albert Effect is so named because it is a key reason many men get Prince Albert piercings (a bolt through your shlong) - it seems kinda cool one day, then after a few weeks, months, (hours) of it weighing on your mind, you finally decide "Hey, sweet! I'm going to get me one of those!" and then shock EVERYONE.

A while back, Brad was thinking about getting a Prince Albert. The idea really grew on him over the course of a few months, and last weekend, Brad got the piercing, thus experiencing the Prince Albert Effect (literally).

by Amferny March 3, 2008

Abeyance

The condition of being temporarily set aside. Temporary inactivity, cessation, or suspension.

"Let's hold that problem in abeyance for a while."

"Our weekend plans were held in abeyance until we could get a weather forecast."

by markellyv February 24, 2014

Albert Einstein's brother

a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend

Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.

by PikaFan157 September 23, 2008

Portsmouth Abbey School

Portsmouth abbey is America's top catholic boarding school. Although it is modeled under the british form system, the school is mostly occupied by wealthy Irish Catholic students. Many of the moms are either trophy wives or hockey moms. The Abbey is an international school, meaning that students from all over the world come to study at Portsmouth Abbey. However, unless you are either a once in a generation genius or incredibly wealthy, chances of getting accepted are slim. The Abbey's rival is its sibling school, St. Georges.

Sean: Hi, where do you go to school?
Shane: Oh, i go to Portsmouth high school, you?
Sean: Oh, i go to Portsmouth Abbey School.
Sean: I have to go, my driver is here.

by heiress1234 May 24, 2009

Albert Ingalls

A shot of morphine or dilaudid given by a doctor.

"I got a shot of that shit and I was high like Albert Ingalls when he stole doc Baker's morphine.

by Big C of NC February 26, 2009