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Went Albanian

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.
Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Sandi: Bro! Yesterday at the club this Thai chick pulled me into the bathroom and kept telling me to put it in her ass. I wondered why the hell she wanted it in her ass so bad. While I was banging her I decided to give her a little finger in the front and she had a cock!

Me: So what did you do?

Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.

ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck
by Enanac848586 October 16, 2013
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albanian turnbuckle

Verb - When you fist a girl in the ass up to your elbow, then you thrust her up into the air and batistabomb her.
Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night
by Mac Willer April 19, 2018
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Albanian Doorstopper

An Albanian Doorstopper is a sex act, usually committed by 2 homosexual men. They start squatting back to back and see who can drop a deuce faster. Whoever does, shoves the feces into the other persons rectum, using their penis. They stop once the “shover” climaxes. Then the receiver must excrete the feces back out.
Me and tom hit the Albanian Doorstopper last night
by Ceejay6375 July 12, 2025
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Albanian

Albanian: George Bush, Greece and your mom is Albanian!
by RemovePork May 18, 2022
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Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.
Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 5, 2019
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Albanian Truffle-Copter

When u stuff ur hb full of truffles and proceed to flicker goon for 27 seconds as you spin on his dih in a helicopter formation, while he tries to push the truffles back out.
Gurt: yo can I give u an Albanian Truffle-Copter later? 😘
Hb: what the helly?? 😳
by Galactatus August 5, 2025
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Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.

Albanian Americans are one of the hardest working cultures in the world.
Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 15, 2019
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