Dreaded Rear Admiral

When someone makes an underhand karate-chop motion between an opponents butt cheeks.

One guy held him down, while the other gave him the dreaded rear admiral until his anus bled.

by Mixed Martial Arts Cheater April 29, 2012

Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar

The Islamic-named military commander of the Rebel Alliance who led the attack of the second Death Star over the Moon of Endor.

Mon Calamari: Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47!
Admiral Allow-Who Ackbar: It’s a Trap!

by gregben July 5, 2021

Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt

The four coolest words ever.
As said by Billy, from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Person one: What should I name my cd?
Person two: Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt, dude.
Person one: Why?
Person two: IT'S THE FOUR COOLEST WORDS IN EXISTANCE.

by BillynMAndy August 29, 2009

Admiral of the Ocean Sea

A totally arbitrary title given to Christopher Columbus for sailing to the Americas. Can be used to refer to any flashy title that has no actual meaning.

A PhD in liberal arts might as well be renamed "Admiral of the Ocean Sea".

by Timgor January 11, 2016

I admire you, Santino.

Since I hadn't formally confessed to you, here it is. Santino, I admire you. Because like is such a powerful word with a heavy meaning behind it, I can't say that I have already like you, but I know that these simple feelings I have for you today will eventually grow as I believe that the simplest things matter the most. I'd like to get to know you better if you'd let me. Can I shoot my shot when I'm finally sure about my feelings for you?

I admire you, Santino.

— 🌞 eo

by 🌞 eo. March 12, 2022

Admiral Ackbar

Used to describe a large but battered male member, the damage to which makes it seem as if it has seen much hands on fighting in an intergalactic conflict. General Calrission, you must withdraw!

Girl 1: Are you gonna take him home tonight?
Girl 2: I was thinking about it......
Girl 1: Well i wouldnt suck him off, he's got an Admiral Ackbar in there!

by DMIG October 31, 2011

rear admiral (lower half)

Same as rear admiral, but performed while the man is engaged in vaginal sex with the woman.

The long stream of discoloration on the carpet marked our repeated attempts at performing a rear admiral (lower half).

by gunfest_2008 February 23, 2009