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marijuana addiction

A make-believe condition invented by the pharmaceutical industry and the right wing politicians that they lobby and make contributions to.This "condition" was created in an effort to scare people into doing their drugs, which actually are addictive. If the multipurpose cure-all cannibis were decriminalized, the pharmaceutical industry would tank.
Marijuana addiction is crippling our Middle American communities.
by the mutant February 8, 2007
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peanut butter addict

Someone who loves peanut butter more than anything else in the world. Will eat any amount of peanut butter to satisfy their crazy craving for the stuff. Similar to a crackhead needing more crack.
Rosa, a peanut butter addict, loved peanut butter so much that she sold her car to buy a life time supply of peanut butter.
by BM1985 July 16, 2008
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addiction

If you do anything more times than a frat boy says the word bro a day.
Dude, you've been juggling 12 hours a day for the last month, admit it, you have an addiction.
by antsoeu June 19, 2008
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candy addict

A person who has a passion for candy, and craves it constantly. Often these people are bloggers or candy reviewers, but anyone can be a candy addict. Don't be fooled, stay above the influence of candy addicts.
"The candy addict had a collection of sweets tucked away in their car in case of emergencies"

"No wonder Steve got so fat, he's a total candy addict"
by Sue Pirnova June 17, 2008
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sex addict

1. Someone who is addicted to sex, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.

2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
1. "I can't believe I had sex with HIM last night...he has every STD known to man, and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a sex addict."

2. "Baby...it wasn't my fault I slept with your sister...I'm a sex addict...I can't help it.."
by Kenari Marks June 28, 2006
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Cherrydrop addict

Someone who can not go 3 hours without having a cherrydrop. These kind of people are usually short of monnyz and have bad teef init.
that man in blue is a cherrydrop addict!!!
by Georgekojo March 5, 2009
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Textually Addict

A person who is very addicted to texting, tweeting or chatting on a mobile device.
Josh: I just saw your closing bill for this month, and you used 10990 messages and 2013 picture messages.

Priscilla: Its because this is not a smart phone, so I use services thru text.

Josh: You are a textually addict.
by joshwua915 October 21, 2011
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