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by ur mothers sons daughter grand June 1, 2022

actual

A word that teenagers (in the UK anyways) feel the incessant need to use every time they open their mouths. It is a pointless and ridiculous filler and should be banned to prevent it spreading any further.

Examples of usage:

wtaf - what the actual fuck
omag - oh my actual god
bffal - best friend for actual life
istag - i swear to actual god
soab - son of an actual bitch
stafu - shut the actual fuck up

An Actual Person: omag my bffal!!!
Another Actual Person: wtaf???
An Actual Person: istag dylan is a soab!!!
Another Actual Person: omag!!!!!!!!! stafu!!!!!!11

by yournameisalreadybeingused0_0 September 10, 2011

Actually Guy

That kid in class who ALWAYS has to raise his hand and say something (ask a question, make a comment, correction, etc). Typically has a nerdy voice, and appears nervous. In the most extreme cases has absolutely no idea what he's talking about, or where he's going with his question/comment. The teacher's response to the offending 'Actually Guy' will be somewhere between dumbfound silence, or grasping at straws to respond and be nice. Some teachers won't tolerate such nonsense and will simply tell them to stop talking immediately, or more politely tell them to allow other people to 'participate' in class.

Another way to identify an Actually Guy is to take a close look at the classroom's response to him. If there's a large amount of stifled giggles, whispers or audible groans there's a good chance you have a loose Actually Guy sitting in your very classroom. If he does this more than twice per class period, it's a very dangerous one.

Man, what is that guy doing? Christ, it's another Actually Guy. He's embarrassing himself in front of the whole class. Even the teacher feels sorry for him! He really should just stop talking, this is getting painful to watch...

by Ninian September 15, 2010

like actually

And emphasis on the word actually.
When impersonating a ditz, or an idiot

Like, actually we totally like actually went to the mall, and then like, actually bought something.

by buhhhhreeeeeee September 1, 2007

the actual factual

truth, current events, news, or the usual activities

Persistant Paul: So what's the latest?
News and Notes Nate: Oh so you want that actual factual?

(chillin' context)

Renegade Rob: What's goin' champion?
Chillin' in the Cut Charlie: Ain't nothin' but the actual factual.

by Avery Smith December 13, 2007

yes, but actually no

A meme, which has lasted more than 6 months.

"Does PETA helps to save animals?"

Yes, but actually no.

by Makel the magi March 17, 2019

A Good Thing, Actually

1. When a fuck up of historic and epic proportions is described by a politician in the least damaging way to that politician.

2. Explaining a titanic level dumb decision by taking its most logical argument against it and attempting to make it a positive.

We are removing all of our face mask policies in the state, and we feel the loss of life is a good thing, actually, since the deaths will be a boom to the funeral home business.

by Dashboard Friend May 3, 2021