account executive

Account executive are mostly responsible for the more practical parts of the advertising jobs (ie leaflets, distributions, adaptations of materials from different languages, making sure the client is always happy even if it includes a fluffing). They answer to the respective account supervisor and/or to the client service director/account director in short words primarily compromised of yes. That depends on the country and on the account you are working for. In Spain for example, an account executive could probably develop very important campaigns on his/her own which the Account Supervisor or Creative Director will later take credit for.

Who do I have to kill to get this job done. The account executive

by juicie fruit February 9, 2010

Account Manager

What an employer will post in a job description, trying to make some job look like an awesome, experience-gaining, entry-level beginning to a wonderful career in Marketing techniques, strategies, and problem-solving, and all with competitive salary. When in reality, it's being a door-to-door salesman or a telesaleman making cold calls all day with commission-based pay.

IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING FOR ACCOUNT MANAGER
Run in a local office near you. COMPETITIVE PAY. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.
Work for a great company, gain skills in marketing techniques, problem-solving and working as a team an alone, competitive pay + bonuses. I SWEAR THIS IS A GREAT JOB.

by j_ballin April 7, 2015

swiss bank account

A Swiss Bank Account is a very special bank account indeed. It is for those who have a very large sum of money. The family usually leaves the money in their bank account in Swizterland and moves to America where they open a new account (ex. Wachovia). The money increases overtime in Swizterland making that family even richer.

My friend Sam told me that he dosn't have a lot of money in his bank account here in American, but he has a large sum in is "Swiss Bank Account".

by dan lourie June 27, 2006

accostco

Whey they should call costco because as soon as you walk through the fucking door 5 people demand to see your membership card.

accostco employee: CAN WE SEE YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD PLEASE
shooper: chill the fuck out i'm not even in the door

by online handle September 18, 2006

accounting

Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.

"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor.

by flurky September 24, 2003

Ghost account

an account that a person makes on a website that is entirely different than their identity.

Usually to spy or find out what someone else is thinking about them

Mark: Did you hear Phil made a ghost account on Facebook pretending to be Jeff?

Jane: So that's why Mary broke up with him?

Mark: Ya, she thought Jeff was being rude and obnoxious, but in reality it was just Phil in disguise.

by Metalhound June 29, 2009

tiktok accountant

A person who works in the sex industry (pron, only fans, dancing) that doesn't want people to ask further questions about their profession.

No one asks you questions when you say you're an accountant. *Wink* But all my girls, gays, and they'd know I'm really a tiktok accountant. Fuck math and capitalism.

by murx January 6, 2021