A new flavor of Monster Energy which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.
I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!
by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011
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2. A time in one's life where their only joy is returning home for more Absolut
2. A time in one's life where their only joy is returning home for more Absolut
1. Jimmy - Dude, was that you running around the party screaming your ass off last night?
Dan - I don't remember man, I hit absolut zero at about 11...
2. George - Is it just me, or has Rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?
Dan - I don't remember man, I hit absolut zero at about 11...
2. George - Is it just me, or has Rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?
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1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.
2) Slang; A hopeless person.
1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.
2) Slang; A hopeless person.
1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."
2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."
2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."
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Bite Ice Cream
Know what girls do during their free time outside of school
People who beat Asians in video games
People with followers on Reddit
People who crap at school
People who choose to go outside by themself at night on Friday the 13th
People who actually raid Area 51
People outside of the USA that don't see us as clueless fat lards
Don't eat any cookie dough when they can
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