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absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas

Ted Cruz. Term originally coined by Big Bird from Sesame St.
Ted Cruz is the absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas.
by absolutelystupidesttool November 14, 2021
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Absolute solver

The Absolute Solver (also spelled "AbsoluteSolver") is a failsafe program from internet series “Murder drones” that seems to exist within all Disassembly Drones as an auto-repair initiative that takes control of their broken forms if they are damaged to the point where they cannot repair themselves. It's implied to be an overarching antagonist of Murder Drones, with one iteration serving as the main antagonist of "Heartbeat".

Following Serial Designation J's destruction from Uzi's Railgun, the Absolute Solver activates and creates Eldritch J. It then proceeded to kidnap the colony's Worker Drones using holograms to trick them and use their parts to create new material for J to be rebuilt from. However, it was later defeated by N after attempting to escape and imploded, reducing it to a black, floating orb.

Despite being a program supposedly exclusive to Disassembly Drones, its implied that the program can exist in Worker Drones as well under specific circumstances, with both Uzi Doorman and Doll displaying its symbol in their eye and also show specific traits such as Uzi's descent into sociopathy and Doll's desire to consume oil, implying a possible effect related to change in behavior.
Damn, the Absolute solver saved my life there… but now I gotta drink oil….
by cheesegameridk March 20, 2023
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absofrickinlutely

1. a reinforced expression of "absolutely"
2. expression of unquestionable doubt
1. "That chick is absofrickinlutely amazing that I want to jump her bones."

2. "You sure that is the man in the photograph?" "Absofrickinlutely!"
by weakspirit March 20, 2003
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Abolabi

A girl who is sweet, deals with any situation, doesn't go to class but still gets good grades, she has a nervous laugh but an addictive personality.

She is often an African-in-denial.

Often called "abi" instead.
"I was sad before i went to see abolabi"
by CDUBWSIDE February 15, 2009
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abolitionista

(noun) a Polish cocktail involving apple juice and zubrowka. Will result in your blacking out.
- Dude. What the hell happened last night? Did I drink any abolitionistas?
- Yeah, man. You blacked out.
by dcd$ January 21, 2011
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Absofuckinshitsolutely

An exclamatory adverb describing the great extent of an attribute. Occasionally used with verbal displays of affection. Originated while addressing falconing royalty, especially the female falconer - falconess.
"I absofuckinshitsolutely love you."
by leroi July 25, 2012
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Abolish all nicks

A great way of getting rid of all nicks because I hate them all (: mainly aimed at the people at my school who are trumpers and are part of “the boys 😈💯🥶.” I literally despise all nicks. I can’t handle it anymore
Friend 1: abolish all nicks! abolish all nicks!
Friend 2: abolish all nicks! abolish all nicks!
Nick: what no!
Everyone: ÿ ë ś
by HHEHEHEHEHEHE January 4, 2021
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