PT Cruiser

A retro styled car that appeals mainly to older people and tends to be covered in AARP membership stickers and is usually filled with the owner's bottles of Metamucil and Geritol as well as huge packages of Depends adult diapers.

The Cruiser also has an underground following among men who use it to attract other men and it is known as a Chuck Magnet.
Bruce stands next to his PT Cruiser lovingly wiping its chrome rims when Robert walks over and starts admiring it. Soon after they are living together and devoted life mates.
by Bruce_PT September 16, 2007
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PT Loser

slang for PT Cruiser used by people strongly against the PT Cruiser
Look at that PT Loser over there. And look at the fag driving it.
by TheCoolFool December 21, 2008
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P&PT

My friend was in a car crash and is now in the hospital recovering. Please send P&PT.
by ChristinaH June 22, 2009
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pt cruiser

One VERY poor attempt by an american company to make a mark on the european MPV market by making a smaller, and quite useless car. Although it looks better than some MPV's (Fiat Multipla and Ford Galaxy in example) it just dosen't do the job and is beaten in EVERY OTHER ASPECT.


The typical owner of this crap has only ever owned one old car before, and decide to buy something newer for their twenties, without researching the market to find out just how awful the mechanics of this car are.
Renault Espace is waaaaaaaaay better. Hear that Chrysler? France makes better cars than you.
by Gumba Gumba April 04, 2004
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pt cruiser

The ass ugly car adopted by the queer folk for their choice in cars. As far as I'm concerned they deserve it!
Sidney: Ooooh look how cuuutttee!
Elton: How adorable!
by Ben Asstrick December 03, 2003
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PT cruisin'

Having the sexual style f a PT cruiser.
Fat chick: " I met this weird fuck with a lame beard on tinder and then he took me PT cruisin'"

"Fucking PT cruise me"
by BigDealNeil October 19, 2016
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PT Cruising

-v- To suffer embarrasment and/or damaged pride as a result of a rental car company shafting you with a PT Cruiser for the week. Inevitably, any man "PT Cruising" will be seen by an alarmingly high number of attractive women who will pass judgement on him without knowing his car is a rental.
Coworker 1: Can you give me a ride to the airport?
Coworker 2: Well, I'm PT Cruising this week...
Coworker 1: Nevermind, I'll call a cab.
by Sasquatch519 April 30, 2008
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