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Apologizing

doesn't mean you are wrong and the other person is right
It just means you value your friendship more than your ego.
Person 1: I'm sorry.. *hugg*
Person 2: Its cool. Thanks for apologizing.. *hugg*
by you-are-so-my-cup-of-tea March 14, 2015
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applologist

A person who constantly feels the need defend the Apple Corporation, its owner, its employees, its policies or its products.
Person 1: You know, I think that the iPad is a bit overpriced - especially considering that the parts only cost $250.

Applologist: HOW DAAARE YOU! May you rot in the pits of HELL! Oh wait, what I mean to say is while the component cost may be $250 - that only accounts for a small portion of the pricing of the iPad. Indeed, it doesn't take into account, the time and engineering that went into it on Apples part for the hardware and iOS design.
by Rabscuttle March 5, 2011
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The Gentlemen way of saying

"Sorry, I don't think or act like an asshole like yourself"
"I just don't understand how you can vote for Sanders!" Said the Republican

"I apologize for all my shortcomings." Replied the Millenial
by Nice cup of me September 24, 2016
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pinprick analogist

A person who idolizes an idea or a culture of ideas, such as someone who believes they are smart but in reality are idiots, or such people who raise a shitstorm when another person has the same thoughts as the idol of a pinprick analogist.
Ninjapirate.com makes fun of Maddox pinprick analogists, people who think Maddox is the most creative person in the world and every single word of his is copyrighted.
by mod May 5, 2004
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Apologies

Some fleeting emotion people choose to fight with the fury's of hell within!

Think about it!

We all fuck up! That's how we learn. Learn about eachothers thoughts. It creates a huge amout of energy to be the latter of the two decions in attitude.

We either choose to climb, fall, bed, flex, grasp or let go of.

Not as a way of making excuses for/ by reasoning. A choice is not an excuse! It's a way of clarifying inner perceptions. They say people should spend more time working on their own emotions before venturing to help with others. Well, I ask, "Who is they?" Who is here now to do it? We are! So many entries. So many ideals. So many principles. Such a wide idea of honestys in minds and at hand.

In certian fields of study, you're asked to step in, not on, completely different personalty's. Understand and live there experiences and be able to associate their heads / tails on what life is to them. What types of energy's are created within the coarses of the path people make prints, as it were.
Do you know why women brave their looks so much? Because men fight people for power of and ov/er pussy!
Do you know why a pussy cat turns her butt to her beau?
Because even airport security is trying to sniff ups butts these days to cop a feel while getting paid. It's all about the heat! It's been getting hot and heated for so long, all I can think is,...When is History going to record the finnal end to the war? Ergo....
DISASTER RELIEF COUNSEL
My apologies though!

When is civility actualy going to be the accepted option?
Oh right, bashing and trashing ever fed anybody a meal! Okay, whatever you say powermonger. Being judgemental over people with lost effect of non-affections not being exceptional forms of calming calamity isn't a fixer solution.
Why do we the people get blamed for power problems of others? It's quite distructively pattened,..Don't you think?
Glass is a sterile object! Plastic is not! Like life, glass if cared for, won't break! Is any of this making sense? Or, do I ramble and emerce complete stupidity? Down the nukes and up dukes, if it means that much to them. Knuckles and Buckles did it first and it didn't KILL EVERYBODY!
BULLSHIT! BULLMASSIVESHITALKYONTHAT!

Bad deity's lie to you! Thats there job. To trick you!
Allow me to elaborate. A fucking cracking at the earths mantle materials need be stopped before that underground lab kills this entire planet in a moment of stupidity may be a good idea. Please do refferance the sections of not very atractive acomidations to live by. Yeah, if you're any part of fucking with a farmers land, family or livestock, you're just a dick without a head!
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Analogist

A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.
"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."
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Apologift

Noun: An apology gift.

A gift one gives to apologize to someone one has wronged.
Maggie: So are you still mad at Jeff?
Christina: I was but he got me this adorable teddy bear.
Maggie: Aw, what a cute apologift.
by Muzicchick13 November 13, 2007
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