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Jersey Bidet

Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.
After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.
by Jeromeo November 2, 2021
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Brazilian Bidet

Washing your prolapsed anus in a toilet bowl. The suction and draining of bowl acts as a sort of rinse cycle for your happy little hornets nest.
"I usually tend to wring my prolapse like a towel after a Brazilian Bidet. It helps me stuff everything back up in there." -My friend Adam
by He_does_pro-laps April 25, 2023
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Train Bidet

A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).

To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022
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69 Bidet

When two people get in the 69 position standing up but place their faces a little further through the legs than normal and they squirt liquid out their mouths onto each others arses.
John: Hey Sarah, did you just see
those two doing a 69 bidet on the weekend?
Sarah: Yeah, I was there. My mates invented the 69 bidet
by Toasty Cinnamon Bun November 13, 2022
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Redneck Bidet

The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.
I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.
by Stewie808 December 22, 2016
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Arizona Bidet

The action of peeing into your own butt crack to remove any fecal matter after taking a bowel movement.
Because Coors Light is cheaper than toilet paper, I've been using the Arizona Bidet technique to clean-out my ass.
by Marilyn Manchin April 6, 2020
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Bidet-J

Receiving oral sex while getting your buttocks cleaned by a bidet.
The bidet cleaned my cheeks while my girlfriend cleaned my cock via bidet-J.
by Shrilnixx May 2, 2018
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