woman driver

Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.

woman driver's score

lampost 5 points x4


car on left 10 points x2

car on right 15 points x3

old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1


Total 110 pts.

Will the insurance company be informed? hell no

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

Peugeot driver

Somebody who is a awful driver who cannot handle the pressure of a double mini roundabout or go round a corner without leaving the road, Peugeot drivers are also people who call all other road users ‘maniacs’ or ‘yobos’ For no reason what so ever

‘Oh no James, it’s a double mini roundabout, why is that maniac beeping at me’.
A Peugeot driver is somebody who has poor driving standards and a lack of spacial awareness.

by JH209 October 21, 2017

michael driver

A piece of shit that thinks that all socialists are evil, a fascist at heart, but a kind person

Hey Stalin check out this cunt, what a michael driver

by lilrocketman December 6, 2017

Airplane Driver

A driver specifically for an airplane, also known as a pilot.

"hey airplane driver don't miss the two towers" said the terrorist highjacking the plane.

by zakyu December 26, 2019

Nazi Driver

People who control the car's utilities (radio, air-conditioner's, heater's etc..) because they are in the drivers seat.

Nazi drivers also do not take directions from any-one regardless of it being a faster route.

"It's cold, can you raise the heat?"

"NIEN!"

*wispers--Nazi Driver*

by metnem108 February 9, 2010

luas drivers

cheeky cunts who want more money even though they did a 7 week course to get a job

those fucking luas drivers are on strike again

by maildrial May 16, 2016

diesel driver

Can often be seen at the gym, buying chewing tobacco, vitamin water, or diesel. Typically work out on the pipeline, the rigs, or anywhere else in the oil industry.

diesel driver 1 - Where's all your chew at?
diesel driver 2 - Right here, bro.

by onesickcunt0145 July 23, 2012