The scaley, flakey, stuff that dries around pussy lips. Stuff left from either an outside source such as jizm or or an inside source such as cheese. Either white, yellow or green in color. Smells, oh well, once you get past the smell you have it licked.
by LDINVA July 25, 2006
The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.
by GOD 042078 October 24, 2006
1.
Similar to Jesus Christ, used to express anger/frustration when trying to decide upon what to eat when with friends.
The term sparks the thought of pizza, usually making and food related argument end.
2. To express your holy love of pizza, usually followed with All Toasty, as compared to all mighty. Although not common, toasty can be replaced with melty, cheesy and greasy.
Similar to Jesus Christ, used to express anger/frustration when trying to decide upon what to eat when with friends.
The term sparks the thought of pizza, usually making and food related argument end.
2. To express your holy love of pizza, usually followed with All Toasty, as compared to all mighty. Although not common, toasty can be replaced with melty, cheesy and greasy.
A. I want Kfc!
B. But Tgi fridays is better
C. Screw fridays! Taco bell it is!
D. CHEEZUS CRUST!!!
A. B. C. Pizza!!!
2.
A. God I love pizza! CHEEZUS CRUST ALL TOASTY!!!
B. But Tgi fridays is better
C. Screw fridays! Taco bell it is!
D. CHEEZUS CRUST!!!
A. B. C. Pizza!!!
2.
A. God I love pizza! CHEEZUS CRUST ALL TOASTY!!!
by Rowedahelicon August 19, 2008
While receiving a blowjob, your girlfriend or whatever piece of tail is twiddling three fingers in your buttcrack. While she is twiddling your rear, you bust ass on her fingers just as you climax and push her head full down to the base of your penis, causing her to gag and throw up.
Sarah came over last night and gave me a great blowjob. To show thanks, I gave her the crusted trumpet as an encore!
by Ruck Diggity July 29, 2011
The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.
by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006
by Tcoffin33 February 01, 2015
When you have so much extra baggage hanging on you with family , work or relationship drama, Job stresses weighting you down, money woes, losing your house you just need to "Cut the crust off" and start over with a clean slate.
by 1redcupcake April 23, 2011