mississippi mud mask

When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.

I gave my old lady a mississippi mud mask and now she got pink eye.

by Grit Sharpenson October 19, 2017

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.

Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.

by Uncle PP December 6, 2017

The Hello Kitty Massacre

Band from Oconomowoc Wisconsin (respectively) circa. 2015
Originally From The Ashes We Rise Anew the band started as metalcore but subtly shifted to a deathgrind sound (respectively) after the name change
This controversial band is mostly anonymous with only alias's and the lead singer (former Angel) Yung bR@T, who's instagram is already pushing 6k+ instagram followers. What makes this band so surprising is that they are all still in high school as of now and the members are believed to be no older than 18 with a growing fan base and extreme controversial lyrics and singing style.

"Yo did you go see " The Hello Kitty Massacre " last night"
"Yeah i can't believe how brutal the vocals were for how young they are"

by Arishaffir December 15, 2017

Pull a Mason

Verb- when your teacher makes you so horny that you have to wack one out during class. Done by pulling sweatshirt over knees to hid what you’re doing.

That new math teacher was so hot, I had to pull a mason

by Dominique l’y February 9, 2018

Locker room massacre

The locker room massacre is an event that took place at Buena Park HS in the 90’s. A young man whose name rhymes with Malex PeHanda aka ADA was taken into the locker room and a toray shoved his fingers into ADAs butthole expanding it so much that he now must wear adult diapers (Depends) at all times, even at work while he sells Tupperware. Very sad!

The locker room massacre was a sad event where a manboy lost his butt to a toray!

by FactualTruth June 9, 2018

The Gu Master

another name for the charterer Lesion in tom clancy's rainbow six siege. Lesion is called this because of the equipment he uses, called Gu which he can hold seven of them; or simply the one that guus.

Watch out here comes The Gu Master

by aardvark man March 13, 2018