Stiff toothbrush

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.

She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

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useless toothpick

An insult used to call someone who is dull and very annoying

Guy 1: "dude, Bryant is a useless toothpick."
Guy 2: 'yeah he is"

by GruesomeKnight February 16, 2017

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brian toth

A history teacher who hates Trump.

Brian Toth is cazy.

by 58374h March 3, 2017

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Blue-toothing

When someone is talking loudly and pacing around for quite a while and you have to look and see if they are wearing a Bluetooth in their ear but they aren't. They are full-on talking to themselves and the voices in their heads. Not judging, just sayin'

Wondered if I could help this dude at the clinic walking back and forth in the parking lot Blue-toothing hard.

by Funcrazy March 9, 2017

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Midnight toothbrush

So at midnight.... you're in a room with your partner, before your male partner ejaculates you open your mouth wiDe and let him cum in your mouth mostly on your teeth.. side to side and deeeeeeep throat

Homie: yo parker did you give her a midnigh toothbrush
Parker: yeah her teeth were looking real white afterwards
Homie: nice bro

Rachel: Becca I got the best midnight toothbrush last night
Becca: you lucky bitch

by tittykittykat May 20, 2017

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