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Turkey banning minecraft

On march 10, 2015, some motherfuckers recommended a ban on minecraft because it's being based on violent lol (cuz u have to kill mob to protect ur stuff = violent)
some people think that they just want attention to become more powerful (by forcing kids to stop having fun) but the ban failed in an unspectacular way
turkey banning minecraft for being too violent but the ban failed lol
by missingno_kekw April 30, 2022
mugGet the Turkey banning minecraftmug.

Two-part Turkey

"Kim, stop giving Eric a two-part turkey. Your parents are still downstairs."
by CallmeWrex October 17, 2020
mugGet the Two-part Turkeymug.

turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!
by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011
mugGet the turkey neck siestamug.

ate her turkey

Man I cant believe I got that drunk that I went home with Sarah and ate her turkey and I made sure to add some homemade gravy ;)
by 5th floor whore November 12, 2013
mugGet the ate her turkeymug.

turkey-chicken scrawl

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.
a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.
by Sexydimma January 1, 2012
mugGet the turkey-chicken scrawlmug.

turkey chicken breast

a non-chewy object protruding from, but not limited to, a female's chest. Has a savory chikeny-turkey taste, but sometimes tastes like skittles.
You can see Simon Cowell's turkey chicken breasts quite frequently.
by adamlambertissohawtt November 13, 2010
mugGet the turkey chicken breastmug.

Turkey Ham war

war between stupid ham and awesome turkey. Turkey will obviously win and is predicted to win by me(the dictionary)
Turkey ham war should take over everything ever. lunchboxes, backpacks, sandwiches.
mugGet the Turkey Ham warmug.

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