Slippery Tapdance 

The sexual term for recieving a foot job in the shower and/or bathtub.

Person 1: Did you hear LeeRoy got a slippery tapdance from Dave last night?
Person 2: It was the dirtiest shower he ever took.

Slippery Tapdance by liqher hunters February 24, 2011

Tapioca 

Fat people.

If you leave tapioca pearls in the sugar water it will grow in size and become very gooey like fat people.

Don't eat too much tapioca, or you will become a tapioca yourself.

Tapioca by ImNotATapioca December 5, 2019

confidential mix tape 

A mixed CD of personal songs made by one person that he or she is too ashamed to share with his or her buddies. The most common type of confidential mix tape is a CD full of love songs for Valentine's day.

Duder 1: "You're gonna leave the CD in her car so when she starts them shits up in the morning it'll start playing? Nicely done. When do I get to hear it."

Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."

Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."

confidential mix tape by westfalia February 15, 2010

tapp

To pry into people's lives and log their activities using microwave ovens and other household appliances.

El Chapo was arrested after his defrosting activities were tapped 24/7 by the Federales.

tapp by SponkeyMonkey March 14, 2017

magic video tape 

This is the VHS tape that was miraculously found by US troops in Afghanistan which contained an alleged confession by Osama bin Laden to be the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. He previously denied involvement so it was fortuitous that this tape was found in a country the size of Texas. The man in the video tape does not really look like bin Laden but the media has failed to point this out.

Bush's case against al Quaeda was shaky until they found the magic video tape.

magic video tape by Kopernikus August 5, 2010

200mph tape

Often used in "down home" circle track auto races. Refers to Duct tape.

"That door panel is about to fall off, he needs to pit so we can get some 200mph tape on that"

200mph tape by Joshua S December 7, 2005

Tapia 

Tapia is from word Pimp if you have this as a last name its all gonna go good

Damn Tapia i wanna fuck you.

Tapia by Ruben December 26, 2004