Sperg

Sperg means dried up semen. Usually sperg is created by accident after a crazy nightout with a crazy chick. Sperg can be used as decoration aswell as a reusable lubricant.

Bro I came on this girls face last night and she didn't clean it up. Next morning she had Sperg all over her face

by goofyahh JAckie September 6, 2022

Sperm

You were once sperm. I was once sperm. The person that made your sperm was once sperm. The person who made the sperm of the person who made your sperm was once sperm. Fuck it, we were all once sperm. Sperm is the little white substance known for its ovular "body" and thin, squiggly tail. You don't want to know where it comes from. Well screw you, you're gonna have to in order to get this stupid ass definition done and over with. *deep breath* It comes from your dad's dick to your mom's vagina so it can reach the egg while 69ing. So yes, we're all essentially just white piss from your dad, in a way. I know. I threw up in my mouth several times while I was writing this just as you did as you are reading it. Your sperm, once ejaculated into your mother, breaks out in a life or death race (in quite the most literal sense) against about 500 million other sperm to fertilize the egg. The "winner" of this race, also known as "The Golden Sperm", fertilizes the egg so your fetus can grow inside. Once the egg is reached by The Golden Sperm, it for some god-stupid-fucking damn-probably-messed-up-as-shit-yet-undiscovered reason shoots out tsunamis of Genocide Acid and kills all 500 million of your friends before they're even born. Yet you wonder why you have no friends today. But on the bright side of this, just remember you are one in 500 million.

Science/Biology Teacher: What are we?
Nerd: Homosapi-
Me: Sperm
Science/Biology Teacher: oO_Oo

by YourTypicalOnlineMemer October 9, 2022

sperm

a sperm has a head, neck, middle piece and a tail. in sexual intercourse, about 300 millions of sperm comes out and enters in vagina and then starts to fertilize.
sperms are stored in testes and more sperm creates in testes too
in ejaculation, sperm comes out from dick

boy: hey let's start sexual intercourse
girl: yes
*boy starts to penetrate girl*
girl: more harder
*sperms comes out from dick and enters in vagina and starts to fertilize*

by mewsem October 11, 2022

spermatoma

A pool of sperm between the layers of the vagina or anus.

He pounded so hard he gave her/him a spermatoma.

by kittypurry October 16, 2022

Spergence

To reach Spergence, one must harness their inner Sperg through meditation and proclaim their undying love for the deity Sperg.

Eat. Sleep. Sperg. Repeat.
We should all aim to reach inner Spergence.

by spergence October 27, 2022

spermspawn

A man's child, male or female, that is without a doubt his

My spermspawn has finally graduated from high school.

by DirtyOldWordsmith November 1, 2022

Sperm Shooter September

This challenge involves the ejaculation of semen into the empty milk container 2 times a day for a month. Store the sperm milk container in the refrigerator. On the last day of the month, we swallow everything.

Mike: My stomach hurts
Nick: What happened?
Mike: I did Sperm Shooter September
Nick: You are so dump

by Anonim1010 November 7, 2022