DirtyOldWordsmith's definitions

spermspawn

A man's child, male or female, that is without a doubt his

My spermspawn has finally graduated from high school.

by DirtyOldWordsmith November 1, 2022

motorbator

Somone who gets off without intercourse through the act of motorboating. This could be either person involved.

Dave's parents discovered he was a motorbator when they walked in on him and the stripper with implants just as they hit maximum RPM.

by DirtyOldWordsmith November 1, 2022