4 definitions by YourTypicalOnlineMemer
A bikini, one of the sorts that men always chase after when worn on a woman, due to the skimpy (or slim in case you don't know what skimpy means) fit that barely covers any woman parts.
"Wow, that burning hot chick is wearing such a Skimpy Bikini, it's like I have X-Ray vision on her and it's as if she's not wearing anything at all!"
by YourTypicalOnlineMemer June 17, 2022
Pennies have become double baltic in Canada for various reasons.
How is Ash's Pikachu so strong, it's literally double baltic in the games!
When it comes to fashion, workout bands are so double baltic nowadays.
How is Ash's Pikachu so strong, it's literally double baltic in the games!
When it comes to fashion, workout bands are so double baltic nowadays.
by YourTypicalOnlineMemer July 28, 2023
You were once sperm. I was once sperm. The person that made your sperm was once sperm. The person who made the sperm of the person who made your sperm was once sperm. Fuck it, we were all once sperm. Sperm is the little white substance known for its ovular "body" and thin, squiggly tail. You don't want to know where it comes from. Well screw you, you're gonna have to in order to get this stupid ass definition done and over with. *deep breath* It comes from your dad's dick to your mom's vagina so it can reach the egg while 69ing. So yes, we're all essentially just white piss from your dad, in a way. I know. I threw up in my mouth several times while I was writing this just as you did as you are reading it. Your sperm, once ejaculated into your mother, breaks out in a life or death race (in quite the most literal sense) against about 500 million other sperm to fertilize the egg. The "winner" of this race, also known as "The Golden Sperm", fertilizes the egg so your fetus can grow inside. Once the egg is reached by The Golden Sperm, it for some god-stupid-fucking damn-probably-messed-up-as-shit-yet-undiscovered reason shoots out tsunamis of Genocide Acid and kills all 500 million of your friends before they're even born. Yet you wonder why you have no friends today. But on the bright side of this, just remember you are one in 500 million.
by YourTypicalOnlineMemer October 9, 2022
The best Pokétuber, husband of Drowzee for 16 years, best friend of shiny hail Castform and Sceptile, sworn enemy of Miltank. Has various alternate forms, and has apparentely been reaffirmed as the hottest Pokétuber on youtube multiple times.
Person #1: Yooo do you watch Mandjtv?
Person #2: Uhh nah man he's kinda garbador to be hon-
Person #1: Grabs gasoline canister
Person #2: AYYO WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN
Person #1: *lights match* GET. THE FUCK. OUT.
Person #2: Uhh nah man he's kinda garbador to be hon-
Person #1: Grabs gasoline canister
Person #2: AYYO WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN
Person #1: *lights match* GET. THE FUCK. OUT.
by YourTypicalOnlineMemer October 8, 2023