spermspawn

A man's child, male or female, that is without a doubt his

My spermspawn has finally graduated from high school.

by DirtyOldWordsmith November 1, 2022

Spoogebob Spermpants

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.

When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

by scodder May 15, 2010

SPERMSPONGE

a slut who lets every guy cum in her, or she swallows every cum shot, and never says no.

Ann won't make a good girlfriend because she is a spermsponge, and everyone knows it!

by chino cochino August 29, 2006

Spoogebob Spermpants

The best TK to ever play bzflag.

I hope someday to be as cool as Spoogebob Spermpants. Until then, I'll just sit in my corner and masturbate.

by Spoogebob Spermpants February 18, 2003

Spoogebob Spermpants

Your mom

Blah!

by Whoop dee doo July 10, 2003