False shark

One way you know people that say that they are sharks are not sharks is sharks don't try to run off other animals. Sharks can also swim without the use of tanks and scuba diving apparatus, that's another way you know that people aren't like sharks, even if they claim to be.

He/she must have been in a silly mood when he/she claimed to be a shark, but nobody thought he/she wasn't a false shark when he/she made the claim.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019

False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.

The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019

shark backpack

Code for a woman's vagina.

Last night she showed me her shark backpack.

by lookin4nub December 06, 2018

shark szn

grind szn. time to feast and pop out.

yo bro you standin in business?
yuh it’s shark szn

by the dedication November 26, 2023

Shark szn

For all retttarhs who don't know; shark szn is to keep grinding <3 Sharks are large, powerful predators, and may sometimes attack and kill people.

gymbro: bro I just benched 500 pounds
gymbro 2: fuak lets go, shark szn all szn, keep grinding g

by adamerliten August 25, 2020

shark fisting

Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)

Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.

by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013

Pink Shark

(n.) A sex act in which one makes a shark head hand puppet with index and middle fingers forming the top of the mouth and ring and pinky fingers forming the bottom and fingering a semen filled menstruating vagina and an anus with the shark head making a chomp chomp motion and thrashing the head around. The froth generated from the semen mixed with the menstrual blood makes a markedly pink froth such as sharks produce during a feeding frenzy. This act performed on a non semen filled and menstruating vagina is known as the muddy shark or two in the pink two in the stink.

Allison was on the rag so after Josh creampied her a little too fast he decided to cheer her up with a Pink Shark.

by PurpleFaeDragon March 08, 2024