When you wait so long for your Uber that you shit your pants. There are two kinds of Uber shitters...those that will still get in the car with their shitty pants and that those that refuse to get in, out of respect for the upholstery.
After a big meal and several draft beers, Ryan and his crew needed an Uber to take them to the club. Their driver, Omar, was still 10 minutes away when Ryan started having terrible shit pains. Rather than risk missing the ride and disappointing his crew, he decided to hold it in till they got to the club....bad decision. With Omar but minutes away, Ryan dropped an Uber shit straight through his underwear and into his pants. The Uber pulled up to the curb and now it was crunch time. Ryan refused to get in the car, it was a matter principle. His crew jumped in and swore they would never tell anybody about the incident. Ryan stood alone on the sidewalk and called his mom to bring him pants and underwear.
by El Conquistador January 29, 2019
Get the uber shitmug. by Intent... April 22, 2009
Get the shit tobogganmug. by Captain Snabeltooth December 17, 2020
Get the Shit Flickmug. by Ryan.N March 30, 2023
Get the Legendary shitmug. by FilmoFreddy January 23, 2019
Get the Hairy Shitmug. When you have the runs and you’re pouring sweat like you’ve been working in 95 degrees on a roof just taking a dump with a big puddle of sweat at your feet.
by Zach17 September 8, 2023
Get the Rooftop Shitsmug. Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.
by Coldfeetbindder April 5, 2017
Get the old shitmug.