Mexican Armada 

A large group of people living in one small apartment. They always have at least two kids, and generaly make to much noise.

Damn that fucking Mexican Armada upstairs was up all night I barely got any sleep at all.

Mexican Armada by husky beaner May 29, 2011

Mexican Cartwheel 

The Mexican Cartwheel is a standing Sixty-Nine. Hetero - The man is standing up, the woman has his penis in her mouth, and her thighs are on his shoulders, his face is in her crotch. He can have his arms around her waist, or holding her shoulders. Just be careful getting into, and out of, this position, no dropping of the partner is allowed.

Guy: "Wanna do a Mexican Cartwheel babe?"
Babe: "Only for a few minutes this time, it gives me a headache."

Mexican Cartwheel by ct_sailor December 5, 2011

mexican black tar 

an expensive good type of heroin

Yo man all he had was cheap stuff so i couldnt get the mexican black tar

mexican black tar by Bassmasta4lyfe June 27, 2006

mexican shower 

a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.

i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower

mexican shower by toolg July 11, 2003

mexican mallet

Nickname for a mexican's penis

Oh man, i went to pedro's last night and he really hit me with the mexican mallet.

mexican mallet by tandortoots August 15, 2006

Mexican T-shirt 

a paper toilet seat cover or ass gasket often found in public restrooms.

Always use a Mexican T-shirt when crapping at the gas station.

Mexican T-shirt by dankrab March 22, 2008

Mexican Shocker 

The act of giving a sexual partner a shocker and then using your shit-stained pinky finger to give her a dirty sanchez after the sexual act is completed.

"Yep, Carol, he gave me a Mexican shocker... he stuck two in the pink and one in the stink, and then smeared his pinky finger across my upper lip. What a guy!"

Mexican Shocker by NeverGonnaGiveYouUpNeverGonnaLetYouDown April 23, 2008