Jesus Freak 

A retard saying, "Amen!" to every saying in the bible. AKA Christian Fanatic. Not to be confused with deeply religious Catholics and Evangelicals.

"Thou shall spill the seed in the whore's womb than to spill it onto the ground."

A Jesus Freak: "Amen Brother! Now to hunt me down some queers!"

Jesus Freak by Your Mother's arse October 16, 2008

Jesus freak 

Jesus Freak: not, as many seem to believe, any christian. most christians are okay. but jesus freaks are in a class of their own. every religion has the fanatics, and the reason christianity has one with a name is because the religion is in the government and ruining peoples lives... ahem. anyway, a jesus freak is a christian who a)thinks anyone who isnt christian is a satanist, b)thinks they have to kill these "Satanists", c)is a homophobe (if theyre a homophobe because that's what the LORD says...x.x), d)goes around pushing christianity on everyone and tries to "save" everything thats alive and non-christian, e)puts people down because of what they where or say or listen to if they think its going against the lord or something, and/or f) thinks god will sort the dead out and therefore doesnt care if they or someone else dies.

"Ahh, look at that person flailing about in the water, I think he's drowning... oh well, the Lord will bring him to heaven. If he's not a believer, hey, let him go to Hell!" -random jesus freak

Jesus freak by vaela May 13, 2005

Jesus Fuck 

Used in conjunction with jesus christ and the word fuck and/or said at random.
It is said instead of just a simple jesus christ or fuck. Can be used as a verb,
adj, noun, or just about anything else.

Jimmy: Jesus FUCK!
Billy Bob: Wat happened?
Jimmy: I was just killed in Gears.
Billy: Jesus fuck, you're right.

Jesus Fuck by ilikecheese91 April 1, 2009

jesus-kkkunt 

the single most offensive word in the english language. insulting to christians, women, and black people. Can also be referred to as JK.

That faggot over there it a fucking Jesus-KKKunt!(must be used in public to have full offensive effect)

jesus-kkkunt by Steve July 7, 2004

Jesus H. Christ 

1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.

The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.

"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."

Jesus H. Christ by Prancingwolf January 12, 2005

Jesus H. Christ 

Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:

Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...

In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".

The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.

Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!

Jesus H. Christ by FriendlyFireIsOn October 16, 2005

Jesus Complex 

Someone who believes that they are the embodiment or equivalent of Jesus Christ. These people are often known to have an over active ego as well. Said person will go around acting as if they can heal the lame and make the blind see, and in doing so, believes they are really performing "miracles". People with a Jesus Complex will often ask women if they'd like to "let Christ enter their bodies" as well. These people are considered dangerously stupid and should be approached with condemnation and extreme prejudice.

Sally - Some guy at the party last night kept asking me if I'd like to let Jesus Christ into my body, then he told me that, he, was Jesus.

Christie - Really? That guy must have a total Jesus Complex. What an asshole.

Jesus Complex by Slayer8907 October 18, 2010