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horizontal fruit-basket 

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

underated fruit 

underrated fruit- somethings that is frowned upon but is actually pretty fucking amazing
"watched porn for the first time.. It's a siriously underated fruit"

sick fruit 

"Hey, do you know we're they sell sick fruit." -Rod

"Do I look like a drug dealer to you?" -Random Person
"Yeah, bruh." -Rod

"I'ma call the cops on you foo!" -Random Person
sick fruit by THE DRAGON_SLAYER September 23, 2016

kevin fruit 

Hey Anne, stop being a Kevin Fruit.

Beer Fruit 

A person who is gay about beer and has to add the likes of said beer to a forum while ignoring their friends company.for 5 minutes
Oh look Nhuk tried a new beer and now he has to go post it in Untappd, what a beer fruit.
Beer Fruit by Rayflorestx75 January 26, 2017

Orange (fruit) 

"Did you see the Orange (fruit) 's inauguration?"

"Yeah.."