British Fruit Pie 

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

British Fruit Pie by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016

meat fruit

a word used to describe the testicles, nuts, ballsack, etc.

"Bro, that dude totally just got kicked in the meat fruit."

meat fruit by fruityho June 27, 2016

horizontal fruit-basket 

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

horizontal fruit-basket by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016

underated fruit 

underrated fruit- somethings that is frowned upon but is actually pretty fucking amazing

"watched porn for the first time.. It's a siriously underated fruit"

underated fruit by Satanicdickbutt May 31, 2016

kevin fruit 

A Jewish bastard

Hey Anne, stop being a Kevin Fruit.

kevin fruit by beebeebabycakes May 19, 2016

colorado fruit smoothie 

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.

Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!

colorado fruit smoothie by Spurgeman November 25, 2016

Beer Fruit 

A person who is gay about beer and has to add the likes of said beer to a forum while ignoring their friends company.for 5 minutes

Oh look Nhuk tried a new beer and now he has to go post it in Untappd, what a beer fruit.

Beer Fruit by Rayflorestx75 January 26, 2017