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Burlington Days Festival

An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.
Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.
by publius2011 December 3, 2022
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TinyMan Destiny Festival

This is in reference to the historical

act of Manifest Destiny. It would be a great title for a Festival. I mean come on'... I cannot believe it hasn't come to fruition yet in some ones F' the establishment mindset. The TinyMan Destiny Festival is taking the Manifest Destiny's destruction back and giving reverence to all the lives lives lost. ❤️ Only Small tiny egos steal land and kill lives in the name of religion, white ignorance and 'destiny'.
Come All.....! Enjoy yourselves at the 30 Day TinyMan Destiny Festival! It's your DESTINY, not theirs. The Past can liberate us so ROCK ON.
by KeelyHelleneKhaos August 3, 2023
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cocktail weiner fest

A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.
Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest
by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024
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french toast festival

The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.
Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival
by Swisschard77 January 13, 2024
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Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.
Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.
by СукаБлять March 20, 2024
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Lombard Lilac Festival

An annual festival in Lombard, IL celebrating the blooming of lilac flowers, the coming of age of prepubescent children and the coming out of the homosexual community... all celebrated parts of Lombard tradition.
Are you going to Chris's house for the Lombard Lilac Festival? We're going to rage tf out of the parade!
by Lombard King May 15, 2024
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Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest

One of the many, many, many embarrassing moments for the U.S. congress, back in 2018.

Great entertainment though, when you watch the late night host Stephen Colbert cover it.

You can google „siYIEmHOvDU“ and you’ll find that video, or you can also just google the definition of this word
- Did you hear about the Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest 2018?
- You didn’t?
- Now you did.
by UrbanCruzer May 21, 2024
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