Chinese Sandwich

When two vaginas are pressed tightly together, and someone puts literal roast beef in the center.

"I was almost late for work because my girlfriend and her sister made me a Chinese Sandwich for lunch"

by HelloPity January 22, 2024

Chinese Thesaurus

When the brain so sloppy you start speaking Mandarin Chinese, regardless of prior familiarity with the dialect.

Mike's Sister: "Good thing Mike's still playing Pokémon Go, otherwise he'd catch me giving you the Chinese Thesaurus!"

Me: "早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 速度与激情9 比冰淇淋 速度与激情 速度与激情9 我最喜欢 所以…现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后 速度与激情9 ×3 不要忘记 不要错过 记得去电影院看速度与激情9 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见"

by GamingBeast90 January 19, 2024

Chinese tennis

Tennis but you can’t see the ball

Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!

by Xerts March 5, 2022

Chinese gaming situation

The situation when the release date of the 1992 gaming console Tandy Memorex VIS (Visual Information System) coincided with Mortal Kombat controversy, hence this gaming console had to have its software releases primarily consisting of educational titles. This situation highly resembles the 15-year ban on gaming consoles in mainland China from 2000 through 2015.

The Chinese gaming situation in the early '90s forced companies to rethink their strategies, similar to how the Tandy Memorex VIS focused on educational titles amid the Mortal Kombat controversy.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

chinese cactus hunt

your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant

me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no

by tonyjamspencer December 18, 2019

Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.

Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"

by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021

Chinese Chaloopa

The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.

Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023