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It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.
Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.
by randombeans June 11, 2022
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Carpe Grammer

Carpe Grammer is a prase popularized by English teachers, who will often give a pep talk at the start of the year in an effort to rouse the class, 90% who could care less, into being excited about grammer.

Often used at the end of said speach.
Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
by Uriah heep January 9, 2009
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Capetastic

1.) The pure awesomeness of wearing a cape.
2.) Awesome things done whilst wearing said cape.
3.) Things (if possible) that are as awesome if not more (..if possible) as wearing said cape. (NOT POSSIBLE!)
4.) Quoting Severus Snape whilst wearing said Cape. (Snape... cape... hehe)
*While running down the street at 1 am in a cape* "DUDE! THIS IS SO CAPETATSTIC!!!

"Dude.... Snape.... he's like... so Capetastic... Brah."
by Capetastic_Dick March 15, 2010
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caretender

Roll-neutral term for caretaker and caregiver.

The verb suffixes of those imply one is rewarding or denying the other,

from'tend', meaning to act as an attendant + -er to make it the same verb noun
"Did you hear about what great work the new caretender at … … has done for the transfolk recovering there?"
by AmboNec December 19, 2013
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Carpe Diem

Something semi-literate drunk frat boys shout before participating in a gang rape.
Everyone remembers "Carpe Diem" from the film Dead Poets Society; and they shouldn't, because it honestly isn't that great of a movie.
by HeisenbergUltra May 4, 2015
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carpe z-em

Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.
" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
by ryloken07 September 12, 2016
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