Canadian butt plug

Where you are bum fucking someone and right when you are about to cum you pull out and shove dried poutine cheese in there ass to plug up the but.
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I gave that lady the Canadian butt plug, she took it like a boss.

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Canadian Mongoose

An aggressively sexual man/woman who enjoys sucking on toes and fingers. Usually identifies as a bisexual.

“That Canadian Mongoose sucked me off so good last night. I nutted 3 times”

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Its when 1 guy is blowing another guy with a mouth full of corn until he cums but has to eat the corn after

Hey buddy wanna go make some canadian corn

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A sex act in which a subject is lubed in maple syrup, and gang banged by 3 males of 6 different ethnicities.

I walked in on my girlfriend receiving a Canadian Rubik’s cube when I came home for my lunch break

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hey, do you work at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service?
lol no, i cant tell u lmao

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The act of performing anal sex with maple syrup as lube.

Guy 1: Dude I gave Claire a Canadian Pogo last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her eat it after?
Guy 1: You're God-damned right.

Canadian Pogo by Guble September 19, 2022

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The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.

I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.

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