badness in a box

Sweet. Double Awesome. Over the top excellent. When something additionally great happens after already expecting something good. Origin: Marion, Ohio c. 1987

Your parents let you stay over and you brought some Rold Gold pretzels? Badness in a box!

by unkumpfortable June 22, 2014

gang box

A gang box slang for a woman all the homies have intercourse with.

Dustin: did you have intercourse with that lady?
Sean: yes
Dustin: she has a "gang box"

by Dman407 June 20, 2022

Box Woody

The pleasure you get when you see an Amazon box outside your door.

When we pulled into the driveway, Sue had a Box Woody when she saw an Amazon delivery on the porch.

by BentistCT June 18, 2022

Woffty box

A bad smell coming for a females vagina.

Hey boys, I picked up last night but fuck me she had a woffty box .

by The cougar hunter June 18, 2016

Tiffany box

Anus

Stop playing in your Tiffany box

by Tiffbox May 10, 2021

Playing the Box

A term coined by the late financier Jeffrey Epstein, if for when a grift was uncovered and the criminal were to face possible prosecution, the victim of the swindle would either be a) socially blackmailed to do anything about it or b) the victim's money would be hidden or physically unattainable, so as the criminal would face no repercussions

“Don’t worry, I have blackmail on them, I’m “playing the box.”

“Guilty or not, they can’t get the money, I’ve “played the box.”

by whiteclawenema January 10, 2022

box champ

box champ describes an individual who munches box the best.

Max: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Ian: No I was too busy watching Louie being a box champ

by louiecifer June 22, 2020