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I'll be in the kitchen with your mom. 

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.
Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom. 

This is the line Slenderman used in the popular YouTube video "Herobrine Vs. Slenderman: Epic Rap Battles of Cancer" to instantly destroy Herobrine, ending his existence completely.
"Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom. Call me Saddam Hussein cause I'm dropping rap bombs."

your're mom gay 

what you say to anyone after they defeat you with facts and logic
can be used to instantly invalidate anyone's statement against you
"hey dude, stop jacking off to loli hentai. it's disgusting. the girls look underage, and you're worrying your family."
"your're mom gay John"

Your hot mom

Your mom who which is found attractive to one or more people.
Your hot mom has got it going on~!
Your hot mom by Jasminexxxx April 16, 2022

Your Mum/Mom 

Your mum in the ultimate come back for anything that anyone says. It originated back in the 2000's when teenagers found that answering questions was just plain boring, so instead, 'You Mum/Mom' became the lazy excuse for everything.
"Excuse me but what are you doing?"
"Your Mum/mom"

"What are you having for breakfast?"
"Your Mum/mom"

"What is your Mum/mom's name?"
"Your Mum/mom"
Your Mum/Mom by Dr Experderatis November 10, 2011

Your actual mom 

John- your bad
Jeff- well you mom
John- your actual mom
Your actual mom by Yourmm February 8, 2022