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Bird watching

To have sex with a MILF.
I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!
by mika6969 July 20, 2024
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Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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Window-watching

When a person passing by stands where you are sitting and watches your show/movie.
My brother is an expert in window-watching
by ChibiFoxo July 27, 2024
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Man watcher

Typically a male who criticizes the work of others.
The man watcher is complaining about my work again.
by Thattrueman September 13, 2023
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cross watcher

In tarot culture

When you watch a reading to find something out about someone else from their signs perspective.
“My ex is an Aries so I cross watched the Aries reading.”

“I’m an Aquarius but I’m watching Leo’s reading because that’s my friends sign, I’m cross watching by watching Leo.”

“She’s a cross watcher. She watches other people’s signs.”
by skyguy777 October 25, 2023
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flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.
I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch
by splat1234 November 8, 2023
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just watch the damn show

When your getting on someone’s nerves while they’re watching tv
Lil David : saying stupid shit

Bubba : JUST WATCH THE DAMN SHOW!!
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