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dead brick

The worst fucking personality you could possibly have.
Billy: MAN that girl is hot
Bob: yeah dude but she got the personality of a dead brick
by Jaquannn July 4, 2014
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Dead Flamingo

When Person A makes Person B stand on one leg and puts two arms up in the air in an L shaped form. Then the Person A pretends to drop something while he makes Person B pick it up. Then Person A rips a vigorous shart in Person B's face while dropping to the floor.
For our warmups yesterday I made Jamie do a dead flamingo. He didn't play the rest of the season after that one.
by CheiFChokinAH0 September 21, 2017
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dead hedgehog

the appearance of a womens pubic hair after it has been left to grow over a period of time.
Person 1: "I shagged her last night"

Person 2: "What was her fanny like?"

Person 1: "It was like a dead hedgehog"
by MK DONS February 24, 2011
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dead port

Like a 'port' on a computer that no longer works, even though there's a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during sex. Coined at WPI.
John: Hey, I heard you fucked that hot chick you met yesterday. Damn, she must have been good!
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.
by tedium July 1, 2005
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dead tree

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree
by Anal_Warrior27 June 18, 2018
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tie dead

The butt ugly failed attempt at tie dying.
Heather was going for a tie dyed shirt, but ended up with a tie dead rag.
by Bambi Berkowicz October 27, 2010
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dead landopotimus

a fat lazy person who died either from marijuana or alcahol or from teh stenchy dirty room he lives in
matt died today, what a dead landopotimus
by hippy man for life February 23, 2005
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