Tit Teaser

A female, usually with large breasts, who deliberately attracts men's or lesbians' eyes to her tits by wearing a T-Shirt/top with an advertising slogan/logo/cute saying etc...Strategically
positioned right across her tits.

The professional Tit Teaser

A female who is paid to wear a promotional T Shirt/top with the advertising positioned right across her tits

Q.
"How can we promote our music this summer"?

A.
"get a Tit Teaser to walk around the malls and festivals"

by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

Queer as Tits

the act of being so awkward you're gay.

GF: Hey babe can i have a quick massage?
BF: No.
GF: You're queer as tits.

by Roman&Spasdiii May 2, 2012

balony tits

synonym for man boobs

a fat guy often has balony tits..Bob is overwieght,he's got "balony tits".

by rascalferret April 13, 2010

mosquito tits

1.)Tits so small they look like mosquito bites
2.)The tits of a mosquito

"That bitch got mosquito tits"

by AlmightySosa3hunna November 27, 2016

Sucking tit

Phrase meaning to still be living with your parents. Just like puppies are receiving milk through their mother, one still living with the parentals is still living off of the parents.

My little brother can't talk about independence, he's still sucking tit.

by Juventus2487 August 21, 2013

tit tag

playing tag, with your tits and someone else's tits. played ONLY by women for the enjoyment of their male counterparts, or horny peers. great to play on any cold day. naked.

i love tit tag! giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity O.

by Horny Fucking Bastard December 5, 2007

Nigga tits

The breast of a fat black man

Damn nigga you have some big nigga tits

by TheDeadlyPanda October 23, 2014