Cumberland Sausage with Mayo

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

warm sausage tea

a random thing stevie t said on one of his videos

“spare him his life from this warm sausage tea”

by the human of things and things May 1, 2022

Hot Cakes and Sausage

The act of ejaculating or cumming on a girls ass or the rims of her ass crack. The sausage will represent the penis that later goes into the vagina after the man nuts on the woman's hot cakes.

Bro she wanted breakfast so I gave her some hot cakes and sausage. She was never the same.

by AN0SEater March 18, 2020

Makin a sausage mcmuffin

the act of woman with a fake penis sticking her fake member inbetween a mans butt cheeks.

"My best friend was caught "Makin a sausage mcmuffin" with his girlfriend." His girlfriend stuck a fake Member in between his butt cheeks

by The Guy who helps December 1, 2016

german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie

by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020

Seafood and sausage gumbo

A southern term for a hot tub sex party. The amount of people can be from two to however many fit in the tub. The seafood reference is clams which resemble vaginas, and the sausage reference doesn’t really need an explanation.

Mary Beth invited me to a seafood and sausage gumbo at her house because she wanted to break in her hot tub right.

by MacPherson McFly January 16, 2021

Sausage & pork hole?

A discrete way of asking for oral sex.

"Do you want sausage & pork hole?'

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016