Mountain Dane

A person from Norway.

Oh look! A bunch of mountain danes!

by Mathias K. May 25, 2018

Mountain Hook

A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.

"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."

by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025

Poo mountain

A guy is balls deep on a girl and they for a pyramid with their asses in the air. The then start pooing to make a poo mountain

Me and the girl from the bar last night got super kinky and started making a poo mountain. I'm gonna have to get new sheet.

by Galethedirty May 31, 2020

Swish mountains

Where one is fucking a girl in the ass who is laying on here stomache, the guy pulls out before he cums, and ejaculates all over her ass.

Johnathan gave Lexxi’s Mum some swish mountains after a good fuck.

by George_Orwell 1984 January 27, 2018

Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017

sock mountain

Mountain O' sock

Just toss it on the sock mountain!

by s33 June 4, 2009

mountain dewzzie

'noun;' The procedure of introducing mountain dew into the rectum and colon via the anus. Typically performed by squeezing a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew soft drink directly into the afflicted anus. May result in "extreme" bowel movements and loss of sperm.

1. "I'm pretty loose after that mountain dewzzie;"
2. "I just ordered a two liter for your daily mountain dewzzie."

by fktnyromo April 26, 2009