Mindert 

Able to transform normal food into the most foul smelling shit you've ever smelled.

Don't go in there. It smells like Mindert.

Mindert by GaryDrost February 22, 2010

mindwafer 

to express dissatisfaction, to bitch, to complain about trival, nonsensical aspects of everyday life that others may not notice or be privy to.

Did you hear about the new service charge for parking overnight? You should mindwafer about that.

mindwafer by Reece Man July 4, 2010

Mindgina 

The erogenous zone in your brain.

"That guy whispered such a dirty fantasy in my earhole, my mindgina got soaking wet."

Mindgina by FemmeBrulee April 17, 2012

mindowed 

Having a tiny penis.

Kevin got tired of all the comments about his magnum dong so now he like to pretend he is mindowed.

mindowed by KevinsDisciple May 24, 2017

dyslexic redneck mindfuck 

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.

Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"

dyslexic redneck mindfuck by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020

Mindfuck 

Mindfuck: v. The act of completely amazing someone to the point of confusion and speechlessness

Mindfucker: n. Someone who destroys all sense of reality.

That InShane magic show completely mindfucked the audience!

He totally mindfucked the shit out of me! I want his cock!

Mindfuck by InShane Magic November 18, 2011

midnight mindfuck 

Any attempt at learning material normally impossible to grasp in the daytime hours around midnight. People suffering the midnight mindfuck may notice that this material is somewhat funnier at this time. The most popular material associated with the midnight mindfuck is philosophy, although other insanely hard to comprehend subjects may be applied.

That midnight mindfuck came up behind me when I bent over...and this morning my ass ached something fierce.

midnight mindfuck by gergerry_da_phzzt December 9, 2008