Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 16, 2023

grinding and minding

grinding as in working hard and minding meaning minding your business.

messy luh girl: you know that pregnant girl with the stale weave and musty neck said she pregnant by your ex ?

striving young lady: tuhhh I’m grinding and minding all 2019 and so on. I don’t care

girl listening: periodt period!

by periodtpooh April 24, 2019

Mindful

Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.

Please be mindful of others and get a vaccine even if you don't want one.

by Coyote1998 December 28, 2021

Mind melding

When you pick your nose and stick your booger into the other persons nostrils.

Mike "Hey man, quit picking your nose!"
Ike "its ok I'm not gonna waste it, we're gonna end up mind melding after you go to sleep, like on star trek."

by Ithink2much December 14, 2020

Mind fockle

When you fuck someone’s brains out and they don’t know what’s going on after the good dickin

Heath: “I mind fockled her last night. She couldn’t put together a sentence or walk. She looked like Bambi walking”

Dan: “She was a crippled retard Heath”

by MikeJones69420 September 6, 2023

Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism

Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"

by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025

Fucked up Mind

The practice of having so weird thoughts that it is genuinely fucked up
(i.e: Kedi)

Kedi has a fucked up mind

by bsoshzhq May 30, 2024