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mindwafer 

to express dissatisfaction, to bitch, to complain about trival, nonsensical aspects of everyday life that others may not notice or be privy to.
Did you hear about the new service charge for parking overnight? You should mindwafer about that.
mindwafer by Reece Man July 4, 2010
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Mindweaver 

Mindweaver;

Used about a person who can/does manipulate other people’s opinion or minds - Not necessarily in a negative way.

A mindweavers methods is in no way related to hypnosis or Indoctrination, it is related to manipulation, sweet talk, and gossiping.

Mindweaving is done in order to gain from it, (The gain could be anything, sex, money, politics, ect.)

Mindweaving could also be used to move a specific situation in a preferred direction that suits the mindweaver.

In many ways a mindweaver is similar to a spin-doctor but on much smaller scale.
I tell you that guy is a mindweaver - he will say anything to make a sale.
Mindweaver by I am the mindweaver October 25, 2009

pull a mindwar 

wannabe hacker tactics to root a machine that takes more than a year...
Timmy: Aw man.. somebody's trying to pull a mindwar and it's bogging down my system. What a bitch..
Yolanda: Wtf is a "mindwar"
Timmy: It's when stupid ass skript kiddies think they know how to hack and do useless shit to your machine all day to try to 'break in'..
pull a mindwar by Eric A September 3, 2006

mindware 

augmented cognitive capacity brought out by biohackers aka grinders
i have to put my mindware on for this experiment
mindware by reykes March 18, 2013

shark midwifery 

When a vampire bites a woman's uterus open to get the child she cannot push out alone during labor.
Twilight Fan #1: I think the shark midwifery that Edward pulled on Bella in Breaking Dawn was so sweet! He'd do anything for her!
Twilight Fan #2: Really? I thought it was fucking disgusting.
shark midwifery by JuicyJuicer November 28, 2009

mindwaft 

verb

to take the idea from someone else; to read someone's mind.

to brainstorm by wafting others' ideas into your head.
"What?! You totally mindwafted that idea from me! I thought of it first!"

"Whoa, I was thinking the same thing. Nice mindwaft."
mindwaft by Tannith October 19, 2009

pull a mindwar 

To hack multiple servers and personal boxes belonging to a well known organization, then trick them about how you did it, then rm -rf /*. Repeat.
admin: Oh shit.
user: What happened?
admin: I..shit. I mean, shit. Fuck. No. Please.
user: What happened?
admin: I think someone is going to pull a mindwar.
noob: Does that mean your irc server is goin down?
admin: It means everything is going down.
pull a mindwar by Joe Hacker November 8, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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