mindwafer

to express dissatisfaction, to bitch, to complain about trival, nonsensical aspects of everyday life that others may not notice or be privy to.

Did you hear about the new service charge for parking overnight? You should mindwafer about that.

by Reece Man July 4, 2010

Mindweaver

Mindweaver;

Used about a person who can/does manipulate other people’s opinion or minds - Not necessarily in a negative way.

A mindweavers methods is in no way related to hypnosis or Indoctrination, it is related to manipulation, sweet talk, and gossiping.

Mindweaving is done in order to gain from it, (The gain could be anything, sex, money, politics, ect.)

Mindweaving could also be used to move a specific situation in a preferred direction that suits the mindweaver.

In many ways a mindweaver is similar to a spin-doctor but on much smaller scale.

I tell you that guy is a mindweaver - he will say anything to make a sale.

by I am the mindweaver October 25, 2009

pull a mindwar

wannabe hacker tactics to root a machine that takes more than a year...

Timmy: Aw man.. somebody's trying to pull a mindwar and it's bogging down my system. What a bitch..
Yolanda: Wtf is a "mindwar"
Timmy: It's when stupid ass skript kiddies think they know how to hack and do useless shit to your machine all day to try to 'break in'..

by Eric A September 3, 2006

mindware

augmented cognitive capacity brought out by biohackers aka grinders

i have to put my mindware on for this experiment

by reykes March 18, 2013

shark midwifery

When a vampire bites a woman's uterus open to get the child she cannot push out alone during labor.

Twilight Fan #1: I think the shark midwifery that Edward pulled on Bella in Breaking Dawn was so sweet! He'd do anything for her!
Twilight Fan #2: Really? I thought it was fucking disgusting.

by JuicyJuicer November 28, 2009

mindwaft

verb

to take the idea from someone else; to read someone's mind.

to brainstorm by wafting others' ideas into your head.

"What?! You totally mindwafted that idea from me! I thought of it first!"

"Whoa, I was thinking the same thing. Nice mindwaft."

by Tannith October 19, 2009

pull a mindwar

To hack multiple servers and personal boxes belonging to a well known organization, then trick them about how you did it, then rm -rf /*. Repeat.

admin: Oh shit.
user: What happened?
admin: I..shit. I mean, shit. Fuck. No. Please.
user: What happened?
admin: I think someone is going to pull a mindwar.
noob: Does that mean your irc server is goin down?
admin: It means everything is going down.

by Joe Hacker November 8, 2008