Jake and Johnnie

the best duo thats hilarious asf and dumb

Person 1: Who are the people that are hilarious and dumb?
Person 2: Jake and Johnnie

by jackii13 June 20, 2024

Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.

How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.

by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017

Johnny Lawrence

Johnny Lawrence is an attractive dude from the karate kid.

He is the father of Robby Keene

The boyfriend of Me

“Hey Johnny Lawrence! Isn’t that the dude from the karate kid that you have a crush on”

by allisonreynoldsishot June 11, 2022

johnny-about-town

A person who is in-the-know, a social scenester, always about-and-about, ahead of the social curve.

He's a johnny-about-town, always on the scene.

by wordonthestreet October 25, 2013

Johnny

johnny is a handsome man who will always end up with a girl names tanya.

omg look at johnny and tanya what a hot couple!

by maddie bales May 8, 2022

Johnny Depp

When you smoke so much weed that you walk like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Woah dude... Clark got so smoked last night that he Johnny Depped all the way back to his house.

by Yoipman5000 April 4, 2019

Johnny Depp Syndrome

When your accent changes frequently as a result of hanging out with people of a different speech pattern.

“When I hang out with my British friends too often, I develop a British accent.”
“Sounds like you’ve got Johnny Depp Syndrome!”

by LibbyAbercrombie December 16, 2021