Dirty Jonny

A Dirty Jonny is when you play a acoustic guitar and sing ring of fire while preforming anal sex on a women.

Jennifer and I were doing a Dirty Jonny last night when your mom walked in and joined.

Dirty Jonny by Dilly4Chilly June 19, 2019

Jonny Sniper 

The Fourth single (second taken from the album Take To The Skies) to be released by Enter Shikari. Said by Chris Batten (bass) and Rou Reynolds (vocals/electronics) at Hammersmith Palais on March 10th 2007 to be about a cartoon charcacter from sex education videos that they saw at school who shoots condoms from cupids bow to people who are about to have sex and will save the world from STDs.

The single was reviewed by NME magazine as "the worst single written by any band ever". This was mocked by Chris Batten at the BBC "secret" show on June 6th 2007.

"It is a commom misconseption that Jonny Sniper is a man, but Jonny Sniper is not a man, he is a cartoon character that taught us all sex education at school" - Chris Batten

Jonny Sniper by TashaShikari December 29, 2008

JohnnyTurbo 

Slang term for a Methamphetamine dealer.

I hear JohnnyTurbo is cooking up some meth again.

JohnnyTurbo by JohnnyTurbo November 15, 2010

swamp johnnying 

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.

I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!

swamp johnnying by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017

Johnnie Bomb 

Four equal parts of Johnnie Walker red, black, gold reserve, and platinum labels. The single most destructive force in the universe.

Nick: Yo Robby, make me a Johnnie Bomb!

Robby: It's your funeral.

Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*

Johnnie Bomb by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014

johnnisha 

A very fine and sexy girl with hella boys chasing after it. Although her forehead is rather big she still slays it. Any one with a friend named Johnnisha should e proud of her and never let her go no matter what.

Keketoternt: hey how have u been Johnnisha
Friend:good thanks for asking

johnnisha by That girl 4643688333 February 6, 2018

Jonny Sins

A guy who fuck's your mother

Person 1:ay yo is that Jonny sins????
Jonny Sins: yeah i fucked your mom

Jonny Sins by For legal reasons its a joke February 24, 2022