Blue bed

When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.

Man I loved my trip through Europe but those hostel mattresses gave me blue bed!

by Blue_bed February 07, 2018

bed nerd

Someone who is sex-literate and fluent in pleasure.

"My boyfriend is such a bed nerd. I learn something new and exciting every time."

by Scooby Doo 123 February 21, 2025

bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.

Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”

by Tisiphone Nyx April 24, 2018

bed protectioner

someone who is good at protecting beds in minecraft’s bedwars.
made my spifeys friend

spifey is a pro bed protectioner.

by saarrzzz October 17, 2020

Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

by OkieCat October 08, 2020

bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

by lamb777 December 10, 2010

bed boxing

When you’re getting really freaky in bed and you suddenly start boxing eachother.

Man me and my girl was bed boxing last night son!😝

by Bedboxer March 07, 2018