Eat Lead

The return of Matt Hazard

LEMME PLAY EAT LEAD!

Eat Lead by anonymous February 20, 2026

Eat It No Kill

Eating it no kill refers to eating a girl out and just that, no fucking, no her giving you head, just you eating her out

“I left her house”
“Damn what did yall do”
“Eat it no kill”

Eat It No Kill by jurojjnnnnnnn May 3, 2026

Eat your face

The process of eating one’s face off, typically said in a flirty manner.

Bf: *ragebaits gf*
Gf: Imma eat your face if you don't stop.

Eat your face by The shister July 14, 2026

802-EAT-SHIT 

A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.

If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!

802-EAT-SHIT by Marcthetumblrguy May 19, 2018

1-802-EAT-SHIT 

I found this number and it really tells you to eat shit. I can't stop calling it.

That guy is a douchenozzle, you should tell him to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT.

1-802-EAT-SHIT by marcallandottumblrdotcom May 19, 2018

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat 

Tag used as a warning for extremely disturbing content in a work, often fanwork.

This fanfiction is tagged with "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat". I’m sensitive, so I won’t read it.

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat by nopseudosavailable May 15, 2019

Not everyone can eat sandwiches 

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"

Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."

Not everyone can eat sandwiches by Mai Ainsel April 7, 2021