Douche Charming 

The man who all women must settle for when they discover that there is no Prince Charming. Often does have good attributes, but is far from perfect.
Term can be replaced with "douche in shining armor."

Woman 1: I can't believe it's finally your wedding day. The dress is perfect and so is your new husband!!

Bride(sarcastically): Yeah, he's a real douche charming...

Douche Charming by AlMcD November 29, 2009

douche donkey 

A douche donkey is someone who is anal retentive. It is also another term for anal douche. This stems from the nickname the donkey has as being an ass.

Don't be a douche donkey! or I have to go buy a douche donkey.

douche donkey by nubman September 20, 2006

douche mcgroosie 

is a person of lower intelect, or someone that angers you. The person fitting this discription may also be refered to as an asshole.

Person: What do you think of the Boss?

Person 2: I think he is a douche Mcgroosie. He is already bitching at me about shit.

douche mcgroosie by Schmuckly Tim August 26, 2007

douche juice

Its Worse then being a douche bag and even worse then being a douche nozzle

I hate that douche juice

Why does james have to be fucken douche juice

douche juice by MerCoots April 16, 2008

Douche-Back 

Common name of currency used by the 'Geniots.' An exclusive group of people who reside in Brooklyn.
Also see "Douche-Bank."

If I had a douche-back for every time pat pulled a pat I would be rich.

Douche-Back by carry-on August 2, 2008

Douche Scale 

Often, calling someone a douche doesn't seem to be enough to represent their level of douche-baggery, thus the douche scale was invented, so as to quantify one's doucheness. Depending on the area you live in , different things are equivalent to different values on the scale. A basic, point system is used (see example). Usually one is marked on their doucheness out of 100. Keep in mind that those are just guidelines as to point distribution.

EXAMPLE DOUCHE SCALE

Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points

Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points

Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points

Douche Scale by sauce^noob January 19, 2009

Douche Rocket

The ultimate level of being a douche. Usually in reference to someone that you find really annoying and/or incompetent.

What is the deal with Andy, he is being such a Douche Rocket with these retarded projects.

Douche Rocket by The Michalenko January 30, 2009