Dry Dick 

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

Dry Dick by IronMikey April 3, 2023

Super Bowl Dick

Used to describe the penis of someone who's team just won the Super Bowl. Usually used while having celebratory sex after the big game.

Me (Packers fan): Yeah babe, suck on that Super Bowl Dick.

My Girlfriend (Bears fan): *Rolls eyes* and begrudgingly starts sucking.

Super Bowl Dick by packersfansbd March 16, 2011

Satan's Dick Syndrome 

When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever

Have you ever experienced Satan's Dick Syndrome

Satan's Dick Syndrome by JihadJeep July 12, 2016

suck my dick pdsb 

When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.

BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb

suck my dick pdsb by mr adamanchuk October 27, 2016

look at my dick 

a trick you play on your fellow acquaintances in the PE locker room

boy 1: bro bro bro
boy 2: yah?
boy 1: look at my dick

boy 2: -looks-
boy 1: dude you're so gay

look at my dick by holy maccaroni April 18, 2017

Double Reverse Dick Bender 

It is where a girl (Preferable with a Vagina) is riding yo dick and then twists around in a 359 degree motion and then pushes her stomach forward bending your dick and snapping your dick with the possibility of ripping it off.

Person 1: Yo, my girl just did the Double Reverse Dick Bender
Person 2: Damn, did it hurt
Person 1: Yes, my dick is permanently sticking up now
Person 2: Remember to remind me to do this next time I get a chick at the bar

Double Reverse Dick Bender by Zombiedead3 YT October 23, 2019

A hotdog dick 

When you put your dick in a hotdog bun

Griffin- my gf wants to give me a hotdog dick
Tyler- wow I wish I was you

A hotdog dick by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020