Depression Day

September 3rd because of the birth of satan.

woman: why are you sad?
man: because it's depression day!

by justarandomuserontheinternet September 3, 2020

depression

something I have

depression is defined as not liking yourself or wanting to hurt yourself "when I think killing myself is the only thing I think to think"

by anonymous December 27, 2021

depression biceps

the biceps of a person who did bodyweight exercises for a while to try to stop their depression. they are still depressed but now they're also hot

Well at least I still have my depression biceps

by (void*) November 27, 2021

post post depression

When you post something and you instantly get depression f****** wondering what people are going to think and judge you and all that s*** and you know your b**** ass ain't going to f****** delete it so you're kind of depressed and you're like oh s*** and then you turn off your phone or like silence it and then throw it into the corner and then look at your computer only

shit dude i posted the pic and now i got post post depression

by FrickDaPoPo May 31, 2024

crippling depression

when you dont want to ice skate anymore because your too sad

mary ( ur preschcool frend) - HEy JOHANNA do you want to go Ice SKATING! today?

JOHANNA- no fuck off mary i have crippling depression you two faced cow headed ugly lookin annoying fuckin bastard that no one likes dont ever talk to me again you bitch, i only talk to u when we're in preschool UGH!

by mary the cow April 29, 2019

chest depressed

An insecure feeling a woman can have about the size, feel, or general look of her bosoms.

I know I shouldn't be chest depressed, but I am.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Depression

Atif Asif after every girl

Atif got depression after Annhein dumped his ass

by atifydepressy October 27, 2021