Colegasm

Colegasm refers to the explosion of semen, blood, and flesh uttered from the male reproductive system after ejaculation. In order for one to reach "Colegasm" stage, one must first use acupuncture in the foreskin of the penis via needles. Then one's partner must tie a sturdy know on the trunk of the penis to cut off all blood flow, creating pressure and colors such as variations of blue or purple. The partner then finishes the job via oral sex or other acts of intamacy until one is in the need of ejaculation. When in the course of ejaculation, semen builds up in the penis adding immense pressure. The last needed step is for the parter to strike down, with either foot or tool, on the blood riddled penis. The explosion that occurs has the force of a five pound plastic explosive. The partner may want to stand over twenty feet away to avoid flying pieces of flesh. Then one knows he has achieved a "Colegasm". This experience is noted as quite pleasuring and satisfying, yet may have harmful results.

My wife Nancy and I experimented with the "Colegasm" technique with splendid results

by A Crazed White Man February 19, 2009

coley

Coley is the female version of Cole (or Coleman), and is Greek in origin, meaning “Victory of the People.” They are independent thinkers and contrarians, who display both reasoned thought and extraordinary beauty.

Coley would make a great lawyer or a dangerous politician. Either professional would be a victory for the people.

by Channing Stanley June 12, 2018

Gary Coleman

When a guy is receiving fellatio from a girl and she is getting too horny and saying things like "spray it in my face", right before you go you look down and say "what chu talkin bout willis?" So she giggles then squirt it down her throat

Dude1:"she was all loud and annoying the other day so i gave her a gary coleman..."
Dude2:nice! Did you start humming Different Strokes theme after?

by choochoodude1 October 21, 2010

colette carter

a asian jewish whorish prude

dude that nigger was such a colette carter!

by 51541615 August 16, 2010

Coleman

The act of going to the bathroom and absolutely destroying it only 5 minutes after completing your previous meal. Room clearing gaseous emissions and cracked toilet bowls are usually the end products. On instances, ripe bananas and used rubbers have been known to be the only remnants of a Coleman.

I just finished my food, but man do I gotta drop a coleman.

by Rob June 19, 2006

Colette Sirard

1 A teenage girl who enjoys talking with her friends and haing fun

2 A evil teenage girl who is hyper and evil ha* ha*

3 A Smart & Studious young lady

123 In spanish class <Idont have spanish class!< I said "Hola" to Senorita Colette.

123 In English class <Per.3 w/ Marquie< I said "Hi" to Colette

by MORBID April 27, 2004

coleenification

coleenification to be coleened; the process a woman of sub-par attractivness undergoes when her finacial situation shifts favourably resulting in her increasing in attractiveness. Taken from the name of wayne rooney's wife coleen rooney.

mate she is bare fit

nah blud she is well coleened, rough as under that

coleenification

by cuntfeatures March 8, 2009